T-shirt sayings..

I like to read the sayings on T-shirts. While I don't -own- many wordy articles of cottony print-dom, I have got a list of sayings somewhere, that I will share here when I find it. I will start this off with something I picked up at Origins 2004. (shirt is from Pandahead.com.)

GM'S DON'T KILL CHARACTERS; dragons, goblins, orcs, half-orcs, quarter orcs, three-quarter orcs, obsessed alfar, dryads, packs of wolves, giant spiders, werewolves, killer rabbits, norse gods, carnivoous plants, mutant insects, wood nymphs, skeletons, zombies, vampires, really mean bears, sharks with legs, fire elementals, water elementals, air elementals, earth elementals, other elementals, yeti, mages with bad attitudes, animated dolls, animated weapons, animated rocking chairs, shadows, shades, ghasts, ghosts, ghouls, gopher turtles, basilisk, cockatrice, gorgon, mad cows, perytons, winter wolves, fire giants, frost giants, storm giants, gossamer, krakens, leprechauns, opera singers, disgruntled ex's, wyverns, gnolls, hobgoblins, horribly nasty traps, rocs, green slime, red slime, blue slime, rainbow slime, sewer gators, gut punching aliens, nightmares, lawyers, giant snakes, giant leeches, el chupacabra, owl bears, giant rats, kobolds, sandanistas, cowboys, indians, dire wolves, giant roosters, trolls, really mean brownies, selkie, night hags, sea hags, old hags, grotesquely mutated worms, just about anything with the word "giant" in front of it, unicorns on a bad day, rakshasa, griffins, hippogriffs, besoch, hell hounds, djinni, guys with really pretentious names like Mordo the Black, Overmaster of the Universe, and other PC's....KILL CHARACTERS